- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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