- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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