What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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