- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Dislike this.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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