i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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darude- sandstorm

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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