- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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