- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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