- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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