What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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woman's rights

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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