- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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