How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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