What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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