- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

When life throws knives at you, run away.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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