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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

knock knock come in !

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

I was watching Fox news.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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