- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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