- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Women's Rights

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

whats worse than a kane nothing

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Knock, Knock Come in

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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