What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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my egg roll

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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