- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Title IX

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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