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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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