- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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