Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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