- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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