- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Eric

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Major League Soccer

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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