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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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