- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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