Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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