So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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