- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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