- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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