- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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