why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

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