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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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