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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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