- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Mogok Papiti.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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