What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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