- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

run farther?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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