- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

poop nuff said

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Bob Saget

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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