- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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