- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Good job, son.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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