- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a black chef glendon

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Shea's sty....

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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