Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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LIFE :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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