- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

My mum is called Steve

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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