What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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