- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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