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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

This joke is the worst joke ever.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Dyslexia ruels!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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