- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

poop.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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