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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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