- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whose your daddy? Not me

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

whats worse than school? Summer school

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Bags of delicious poop.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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