- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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