- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Pickles

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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