- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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