- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

The NBA and womens sports

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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