- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Once there was a girl named Andrea

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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