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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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