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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

no pun intended

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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