What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what's red and horny a red unicorn

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

British Dentistry

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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