- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Set up Punch line.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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