- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Seven

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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